Paris Hilton Starts a Nightclub Brawl

Because Paris Hilton is about as relevant as dust, she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt thought it would be good for publicity if they started a nightclub brawl on Friday March 27, 2009. How did Paris Hilton pull it off? Well...

First, Paris Hilton went to the DJ at 3 a.m. and asked him to stop playing techno music and play something else... something she could dance like a big skank to. A bodyguard near the DJ pushed Paris Hilton out of the way and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had a conniption. A fiasco ensued.


The outcome? Cops were called, no one was charged, Paris Hilton wasn't hurt but her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt ended up with a bloody lip. And herpes.

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Are Robert Pattinson and Paris Hilton Dating?

Now it's obvious that I don't care much for Robert Pattinson, but even I don't want to see him get herpes from Paris Hilton. And it seems that Robert Pattinson became a little too comfortable with Paris Hilton at an after-Oscars party. It's a damn shame.

At first, Robert Pattinson was seen getting cozy with Natalie Portman, but then he somehow ended up surrounded by Paris Hilton and she and he ended spending the most part of the evening together. And you know he's likely being treated for Herpes Simplex 2 as we speak.


I'm guessing the Robert Pattinson fans will be up in arms regarding this news and may even go on the hunt for Paris Hilton. So at the end of the day, all's well that ends well, huh?Source URL: https://thesoap-box.blogspot.com/search/label/Paris%20Hilton
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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Paris Hilton Cold Sore

I always thought that Paris Hilton had genital herpes, and perhaps she does, but now we know for certain that she has oral herpes. Even though Paris Hilton tried to cover it up with some glossy lipstick and wore a breast-baring dress to shift everyone's eyes, we all took note of her nasty cold sore.

Paris Hilton and her herpes have a whole lot in common; they both pop up whenever they feel like it and are incredibly annoying when they do.Source URL: https://thesoap-box.blogspot.com/search/label/Paris%20Hilton
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Gerard Butler Dating Paris Hilton

I have no idea what's going on with Gerard Butler, but I think his alcoholism has given him beer goggles like never before. It seems that Gerard Butler is actually giving it to Paris Hilton, and I'm pretty sure that Paris Hilton is going to give him a gift of her own: Herpes Simplex 1.

The two were at Bar Deluxe in Los Angeles and, as hard as they were trying to keep things on the down low, Paris Hilton and Gerard Butler simply could not keep their hands off each other. Na-ah-ah-ah-ah-stee.

The worst part is that Paris Hilton's nickname for Gerard Butler is Braveheart, which, yes, further cements her place as the village idiot.Source URL: https://thesoap-box.blogspot.com/search/label/Paris%20Hilton
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Paris Hilton Responds To McCain Presidential Ad

Paris Hilton has become nothing short of irrelevant lately, which is good for all of us. However, old fart John McCain has managed to thrust her back into the headlines by using her likeness in one of his ad campaigns, comparing her to uber-celebrity and direct competition Barack Obama.

So naturally, Paris Hilton jumps all over this and creates an ad of her and tries to show the world that she actually has a modicum of intellect when it comes to the presidential issues at hand, like, say, the energy policy. And she uses such gems as, "I'm like totally ready to lead," and "I'll see you at the debate, bitches." Priceless.

She looks like she's gotten uglier and is dressed like a tacky stripper, not to mention, her lazy eye is quite distracting. But she gets her message across and, at the end of the day, it provides some humor in a race where it seems like everything is taken way too seriously.Source URL: https://thesoap-box.blogspot.com/search/label/Paris%20Hilton
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Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Paris Hilton Cellulite

Although Paris Hilton works hard at hiding her cellulite, there are times when she's caught off guard. It's hard to get your ass and thighs tightened on an almost daily basis, but apparently, Paris owns a machine called the Wellbox, which essentially temporarily vacuums away unsightly cellulite. But I guess she can't spend all her time doing it.


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